tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70835907631391499832024-03-13T18:38:02.024+02:00Papillon de noapte romaneascaIronie, cinism, scarba, indiferenta, umor, vulgaritate, ura, minciuna, invidie grobianism. Peste tot exista, noi le ignoram, aici le punem in valoare.Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.comBlogger65125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-13580219596551756842015-01-11T14:09:00.002+02:002015-01-11T14:09:46.214+02:00Fa-ti pomana cu o muie.Bai... as da o muie.<br />
O MEGA muie.<br />
Da' daca se poate asa... intins pe spate in pat, fara sa fac nimic altceva.<br />
Intru pe un site "de socializare", si dau de asta:<br />
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Acu'... crezi ca-mi mai vine sa dau o muie? NU.<br />
Da' parca-as rade in cap si-as fute-n cur, pe cineva....Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-15926898692931197162014-10-10T23:55:00.001+03:002014-10-10T23:55:21.582+03:00ContemporaneChiar ca... mai sunt oameni care nu-si mai epileaza labiile sau coaiele?Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-50367206867762264052013-09-01T10:20:00.001+03:002013-09-01T10:20:19.480+03:00BataiaDin cand in cand imi bat prietena/ nevasta/ sotia/ amanta/ ce-o fi, (ca toate se comporta la fel- adica o merita), si asta se intampla fara ca eu sa fi baut ceva in prealabil, sau sa fii fumat vreo mahorca.<br />
Si dupa ce ii dau cateva, ne futem ca doi cretini. Sau imi suge pula. Depinde de starea ei.<br />
Ea crede ca sunt stresat, d'aia o bat, si reactioneaza ca apasand pe un buton, incercand sa ma detensioneze. Si asa se intampla de fiecare data.<br />
Iar mie, evident ca-mi place, iar relatia noastra infloreste, ma rog... ca dupa bataie.<br />
Bataia nu e un capriciu, in cazul asta. E o necesitate.<br />
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Tre' sa fii cretin, sa stii ca dupa o perioada daca n-ai primit pizda sau gura, o bataie rezolva macar una din probleme, sa n-o administrezi cui trebuie.<br />
Probabil d'aia se spune ca bataia e rupta din rai- ca ai orgasm dupa...Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-90440368289161495012012-10-13T20:37:00.002+03:002012-10-13T20:37:30.385+03:00Daca e duminica, imi infloresc ideiAm hotarat: maine, incerc sa-mi sug pula.<br />
Asa as putea sa incep sa am nevoie sa femei din ce in ce mai rar.Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-29207541135756012072012-03-16T22:35:00.000+02:002012-03-16T22:35:43.812+02:00Daca n-ai Seinfeld, e foarte bun CostelDupa <a href="http://paiudinochi.blogspot.com/2009/09/stand-up-comedy.html" target="_blank">experienta avuta in 2009</a> mi-am zis ca nu mai merg la genu' asta de show cu glumite. Ei, iaca au trecut aproape 3 ani, si m-am dus sa-l vad pe Costel de la Bacau. Nu pot spune decat: l-a vazut de 2 ori la interval de 2 luni de zile (o data in decembrie, o data in februarie), si MERITA toti banii.Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-14699125518639657622012-03-04T09:37:00.001+02:002012-03-04T09:38:44.952+02:00Marcaj- om la omOare ce inseamna cand iti iei asa ceva si duci acasa?<br />
1. esti un cretin cu miros, da' fara gust, sau fara nici una;<br />
2. esti un fost fermier mutat la oras care inca simte nevoia de a mulge vaca;<br />
3. seamana cu mama.<br />
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Si daca acasa iti faci crescatorie de hipopotami, peste cativa ani, cei de la Discovery vor veni sa faca o emisiune la tine acasa cu tema: "Huge".<br />
De la mine pentru voi, o dedicatie: kilograme fara numar, fara numar, fara numar!<br />
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(sursa poza: facebook, internet, sau mai stie pula mea unde dracu'-am gasit-o)Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-32946766739613114182011-10-08T14:36:00.000+03:002011-10-08T14:36:52.242+03:00In timp ce afara e frig, inauntru e jale<iframe width="640" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AyKXaqc7Czo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-90295998129831554472011-08-27T14:15:00.001+03:002011-08-27T14:16:46.304+03:00"Noi vrem respect"Citesc tot felu' de postari pe bloguri, urmate de comentarii. Si ma distreaza cand unii isi incheie "pledoariile" cu... Respect. De fiecare data- dar chiar de fiecare data cand am vazut aceasta forma de incheiere mi-am pus problema doar in doua feluri: asta-i o pupa-n direct curu' interlocutorului spunandu-i unuia pe care nu-l cunosti ca-l si respecti (dupa ce in multe cazuri l-ai uns cu cacat), sau e o extraordinar de fina ironie fara ghilimelele de rigoare (adica: Bai! "Respect" care vrea sa insemne: hai sictir/ pe mata/ dati-as muie/ sa ma pupi-n cur)?<br />
Si totusi cred ca roman cu afinitate spre asa fina ironie... mai putin.<br />
Deci eu inclin sa cred ca 95% dintre ei chiar cred in ce spun.<br />
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Asa ca si eu voi incheia (si te las pe tine sa decizi care varianta am ales- dar te voi ajuta putin cu o imagine) cu...<br />
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<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">RESPECT</span></b> !<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">sursa foto: internet</div>Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-58530337047630805402011-06-23T19:58:00.000+03:002011-06-23T19:58:31.894+03:00De-a dreaptaSunt dreptaci. Adica mananc, ma scarpin, ma sterg la cur, imi fac laba cu mana dreapta.<br />
Si nu stiu daca asta are vreo legatura cu faptul ca si pula-mi sta pe partea dreapta in chiloti.<br />
Probabil doar un stangaci ma poate lamuri...Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-33724954511617516152011-05-28T10:21:00.001+03:002011-05-28T11:12:13.111+03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Azi mai am un calup (eu tot sper sa fie ultimu') cu nieste femei culese de pe site-uri de socializare, niste femei mai triste ca laba ce mi-o administrez cand vad un <a href="http://www.lobstertube.com/search/?q=Homemade|%22Home+Made%22&kwid=6013&c=1">Homemade</a>.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Asta ma convinge inca o data daca mai era nevoie, ca romancele sunt si frumoase, si destepte, si au si un sex-apeal- ceva de groaza.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">Vi-i clar, bai, futu-va muma-n cur? </span><br />
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(si-am ras cu pofta)Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-63871129635891585442011-02-23T23:15:00.002+02:002011-02-24T00:28:39.646+02:00Unei "prietene"Va fi vai de steaua ta. Te voi duce acasa, si inca de pe scarile blocului voi infige-o mana la tine-n pizda, strecurandu-ma pe langa ata chilotilor tai, direct intre labii.<br />
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O data intrati, voi incuia doar usa. Va fi primul si ultimul tau timp de "respiro".<br />
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Vei crede ca te-a lovit locomotiva in halta la Ohaba. Ei bine, nu. Sunt eu. Probabil ca vor sarii cative nasturi, pentru care ma vei injura a doua zi. Sutienul ti-l vei da singura jos, doar de frica sa nu ti-l distrug, pana iti voi smulge chilotii. Fusta, va cadea de frica, iar papucii... Hm... Cu papucii va ramane singurul mister neelucidat- cand si unde, si cine i-a scos.<br />
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Ooo... pielea ta moale si catifelata...O placere papilelor mele gstative. Te voi linge pana te va lua dracu', si te vei termina-nfipta la mine-n limba, asa cum nu te-ai mai terminat niciodata.<br />
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Fara pauza, sa te doara placerea, iti voi baga pula-n gura, pana-ti va ajunge in esofag. Vei simti ca te sufoci, ca nu mai ai aer, ca vrei sa scapi. Nu vei scapa. Pentru ca sunt stapan pe situatie. EU sunt stapanu' in seara asta. Te trag de sfarcuri, excitandu-ma doar la vederea sanilor tai. Perfecti! De asta imi voi baga pula-ntre ei, si te voi fute asa, tinandu-ti buzele tot timpul pe capul meu.<br />
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Astea au fost momentele de pauza, pentru ca voi intra in tine. Esti uda pana la genunchi. Cum preferi?<br />
Incet? Voi intra tare.<br />
Tare? Voi intra incet.<br />
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Te voi trage de pe patul unde te-am aruncat, pana pe covor. De pe spate, te voi intoarce pe fata. De pe fata pe o parte. Te voi fute cu ura. Cand incet, cand puternic, sa nu te obisnuiesti cu nimic, sa-ti alterneze starile, sa simti ca si cum a luat o supra-doza. Te pun capra, te ridic in picioare, nu ramane nici un centimetru' al vaginului tau neexplorat. Iar cand vei vrea sa te termini, pentru ca nu mai poti, ma voi infinge-n curu' tau. Da, stiu ca-ti place si poti avea orgasm si asa.<br />
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Voi alterna gaurile pana vei simti ca iti ard urechile, si ca pe toate cele trei orificii scuipi foc. Iar cand ochii ti se vor da peste cap, si vei fi incoerenta si dezarticulata in miscari ca o papusa, voi termina. In tine. Si asa vom termina amandoi. In acelasi timp, si vom urla, si vom trezi copilul vecinului de deasupra, iar maine dimineata, vecinul de sub imi va face cu ochiu' cand ne vom saluta. Administratoarea de bloc imi va face mai voalat observatie cand ii voi plati intretinerea.<br />
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Wow. Ce futai va fi...<br />
Si va fi doar primul din serie.Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-47535980316007549542011-02-19T13:30:00.002+02:002011-02-20T23:04:06.632+02:00Oliaca di roz<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">O alta gasita pe un site de "socializare".</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">As mai putea spune ceva despre ea? </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Doar ca pentru mine e genu' de femeie pe care as rade-o-n cap, si-as fute-o-n cur. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Cu toata ura. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgisfBIhWhSIDvNwFtohMazKosAHS5nwr9Ce4ZgjYdkR9OgVFX_tRrvyyG5lO8rxygX6duaUWc_Yyrw1Sf-bOXZxgMGgusZZC4SaBezcNchLNdJKgxjwzfkL7jB7dKr3YSQryENvufWaD1B/s1600/0001054HCtm.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgisfBIhWhSIDvNwFtohMazKosAHS5nwr9Ce4ZgjYdkR9OgVFX_tRrvyyG5lO8rxygX6duaUWc_Yyrw1Sf-bOXZxgMGgusZZC4SaBezcNchLNdJKgxjwzfkL7jB7dKr3YSQryENvufWaD1B/s640/0001054HCtm.jpg" width="427" /></a></div>Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-73957207403698985582010-12-29T01:47:00.001+02:002010-12-29T01:47:33.805+02:00Mostra prosperitatiiCum si Silicon Valley, si Silicon Hill exista, nu stiu ce ar mai putea fi inventat.<br />
Poate doar Silicon Idiocy.<br />
Si asta nu e o tema de cercetare decat pentru doctorii esteticieni.<br />
In sprijinul studiului, as propune ca experimentele ca cel pe care vi-l prezint mai jos, sa se faca direct pe fiinte umane (sau foste fiinte umane, inca in viata).<br />
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Ai privit in ochii ei albastri?<br />
Nu-i asa ca emana un tsunami de inteligenta naturala, in cel mai pur si clasic still de neanderthal?<br />
Nu-i asa ca gropitele ei te indeamna sa-ti bagi pula-n ele, pe acolo pe unde le prinzi?<br />
Nu-i asa ca parca emana Salam (Florin) prin toti porii care i-au mai ramas.<br />
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(si asta e din vremea cand nu cautam expres asa ceva pe net, da' le salvam- "just in case")<br />
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P.S.: va urmaPapillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-4063418408170564642010-12-22T23:48:00.000+02:002010-12-22T23:48:16.206+02:00Noutate (pentru mine)Cica prin 1960 a aparut termenul, conform <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_music">wikipedia</a> (sau... atunci ar fi prins o mica radacina). Radacina s-a dezvoltat in 1987, inflorind de atunci incoaie.<br />
Eu abia acum aflu- ca de obicei. Pula mea, iar is prost informat!<br />
Este vorba de "world music". <br />
Probabil daca stai si cauti, gasesti multe piese faine, ca nu-i obligatoriu un gen de muzica fain.<br />
Acum... hisper-ilor cu siguranta nu le poate place. Dar... mai sti? Sunt intortocheate caile domnului.<br />
Va aduc azi o mostra care mie mi-a placut, si-mi pare rau ca am ratat anu' asta un concert ca astia (normal, daca numa' acum aflu de ei):<br />
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hm? cum e?Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-30943840915434206432010-12-06T20:22:00.000+02:002010-12-06T20:22:14.217+02:00Albii nu pot sa sara????Cica era multa lume in autobuz, inghesuiala mare, ziua in amiaza mare. Un cetatean, cu o mana se tinea de bara, pe cealalta o arunca in aer, si strangand din pumn o tragea inapoi, exact ca si cand ai incerca sa prinzi un tantar.<br />
La un moment dat, unu' din multime il intreba de santate: ce faci, mai, ce incerci sa prinzi? Babizduci- ii reaspunde cetateanu'. Da' ce-s aia? Nu stiu, zice cetateanu' ca inca n-am prins niciunu'!<br />
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La bancu asta m-a dus gandu' cand am vazut urmatoarea poza pe facebook.<br />
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Da' uite-o pa aia cea mai in stanga: parca se chinuie sa ajunga cu mana unde-i ajung si suratele, chiar daca e mai mica.<br />
Doamne, apara si pazeste!Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-88958000520145105482010-10-22T21:05:00.000+03:002010-10-22T21:05:15.240+03:00La revedere...<div style="text-align: justify;">Si bem, si fumam, si iar bem, si iar fumam, aberam ca doi cretini care vor sa se futa, da' nu stiu cu ce sa inceapa. Ma gandeam: "sa sar pe ea, sa nu sar pe ea... ce ma costa? In definitiv a venit aici ca mielu' la taiere, ii scria pe frunte: par virgina, dar vreau de fapt sa ma fut 'n draci!"</div><div style="text-align: justify;">O studiam din cap pana in picioare, si iar reluam scanarea. La un mment dat, imi spun: "ia ma du-te naibii. Ai venit sa te futi ca te manca, si ce sa vezi? N-o sa primesti nimic! Asa... sa ajungi acasa si s te freci cu degetu' pana-ti sar ochii din cap."</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Asa ca, intr-un final dupa o luuuunga astepare, la ore tarzii din noapte, se hotaraste sa plece, gandindu-se probabil: "prostu' naibii, esti mai cretin decat ma asteptam".</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Si s-a dus. </div><div style="text-align: justify;">Am mai patit de cateva ori in viata, ca din diverse motive sa ajung cu cate o femela intre "doua limbi", si sa nu fac nimic. De fiecare data ma distrez in sinea mea cand ma gandesc la ce s-or gandi ele, dupa ce ca aproape ma trag de pula spunandu-mi: "fute-ma, fute-ma!", si eu nu reactionez in nici un fel.</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Una mi-a si spus o data: stiam eu ca esti homosexual...</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div>(NU va urma)Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-64345753202795034852010-09-28T23:31:00.001+03:002010-09-28T23:33:05.554+03:00Salut! (ne futem?)Si, dupa vreo 2 saptamani de "chat-uit" pe un site de socializare, unde unii isi fac "prieteni" iar eu imi fac dusmance, am hotarat sa ne vedem. O tratasem cu sctir. De fapt mi se cam rupea de ea, de ce putea fi. O lasasem sa inteleaga ca daca e sa ne vedem vreau sa se incheie cu un SEX, adica...s-o fut. Adica...pula mea! Un fetish am si eu: cu una necunoscuta- care intra-n buda birtului dupa minesi ma desface la slit si-mi suge pula, si cu una pe care s-o agat in birt, s-o duc acasa si s-o/ sa ma/ sa ne futem ca turbatii, dupa care s-o trimit acasa. Iaca is doua (deocamdata).<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGt3EkCzTA9ZOFCxNL5MvKGh16X-te7s_yDZyNXQzboBTe_fRyRqF2CWj1FmOVYboPJ7MfJX9EPWjUJyQtSGlp7ZcH5Odq_1PVt3cMDdiKz2-tEMupUZWi7-w2j4MOpfa-3zJVDEulSdYo/s1600/Picture+018+-+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="425" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGt3EkCzTA9ZOFCxNL5MvKGh16X-te7s_yDZyNXQzboBTe_fRyRqF2CWj1FmOVYboPJ7MfJX9EPWjUJyQtSGlp7ZcH5Odq_1PVt3cMDdiKz2-tEMupUZWi7-w2j4MOpfa-3zJVDEulSdYo/s640/Picture+018+-+1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Deci, ne vedem intr-o seara la o ora la care sa mai apuc si lumina zilei. Ca vroiam sa-i vad mutra, cu claritate. Ajung al doilea. E cu spatele la mine. E subtire, e draguta- de la spate, deci nu trebuie sa salvez iar balenele de la esuare, nu trebuie sa fiu eroul speciei. E un lucru bun. N-aveam chef... Ajung in spatele ei. E si imbracata cu gust(ul meu). O inconjut sa-i ajung in fata.<br />
- Salut! Eu sunt...<br />
- Salut! Eu sunt...<br />
Poata ochelari. Vazusem o poza cu ea. Nu semana de nici o culoare. Chiar foarte draguta...Imi place, imi spun.<br />
Intram, alegem locul, ne asezam, comandam, bem, fumam, bla-bla-bla timp de vreo 2-3 ore.<br />
Era atat de buna...Sau asa o vedem eu... Imi treceau prin minte o mie de scenarii de cum o fut de la intrare pana in dormitor, din dormitor in bucatarie, din bucatarie in sufragerie. O fi epilata, ma intrebam? Sper ca nu mai am surprize in secolul XXI.<br />
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Plecam din birt. Mergem, liniste, ea taca-taca din cand in cand. Vorbeste mai mult ca mine, deci nu trebuie sa-mi etalez prostia.<br />
- Unde mergem?<br />
- Avem 3 optiuni: in alt birt, la mine, sau la tine. Deci? Unde alegi? (Noroc ca locuim in aceeasi zona).<br />
La intersectia drumurilor, o mai intreb o data. Ridica din umeri, si in acelasi timp mana stanga, cu palma-n sus, intrebator...<br />
- 3, 2, 1... ok, am ales.<br />
Merg spre mine. Nu spune nimic. Hm...(ma gandesc). Vii ca mielu' la taiere! Iti trebe' si tie pula, cel putin precum imi trebuie mie pizda. Ok, le rezolvam pe toate.<br />
Ajungem acasa. Pun vin, aprindem o tigara, bla, bla, bla....<br />
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(va urma)Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-65571663943472202012010-09-15T19:13:00.000+03:002010-09-15T19:13:58.694+03:00SfintiLa Buzau, din fata unei biserici vezi biserica urmatoare. Sfintele lacase abunda. Se hranesc moldovenii cu credinta. Au ridicat oamenii locului biserici pentru toti sfintii: Biserica Sf. Mina, biserica Sf. Sava, biserica, biserica, bserica...<br />
Inca n-am vazut o biserica ridicata in cinstea Pulii, si a puterii ei creatoare.<br />
Ii voi ridica biserica celui care va ridica biserica in cinstea Sf. Puli.<br />
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Si totusi, de admirat primaria Buzaului:<br />
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La pranz R a insistat sa raman in orasul ei peste noapte, promitandu-mi o noapte de neuitat. As fi ramas. Dar n-am facut-o. <br />
Am dat drumu' la televizor. Din cand in cand imi aduc aminte de el si mai schimb cateva posturi. Intre timp citesc bloguri. Extrem de putine femei ma intriga/ uimesc/ surprind. Cu certitudine unele dintre cele care au facut-o au facut-o prin felul de a scrie. Nu stiu de ce, dar cand citesc ceva (scris de o femeie), care ma impresioneaza, cu certitudine ca mai citesc ceva scris de aceeasi sursa. Si daca si a doua oara mi se intampla sa ma lase cu gura cascata, acea femeie pentru mine e demna de toata admiratia. Doua femei au reusit asta in viata asta. <br />
Am mai mutat cateva programe.Am chef de...un futai si un somn bun dupa. Din pula!<br />
Asa ca, ma uit la un episod din Sainfeld, si ma culc. <br />
Cacatu' ei de viata!<br />
As asculta macar o melodie... Nici macar nu stiu de ce am chef.<br />
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Si, gandindu-ma eu asa, am concluzionat: raman la o laba facuta bine. Pe ea nu trebuie s-o suport dupa si inainte, nu trebuie sa-i spun ca ce bine arata; e scurta/ lunga- dupa placul inimii...nu trebuie in fond s-o indur prea mult.<br />
Asa ca... zis si facut.<br />
Acum ce pot eu sa spun: fetele care asteptau telefonul, <span style="color: red;"><strong>stati in continuare cu botu' pe labe</strong></span>, ca telefonul- aparand pe display "fluturas" nu va suna... Deocamdata. <br />
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Na, luati si voi, ca sa vedeti ce varietate de educatie exista pe internet:<br />
<a href="http://www.lobstertube.com/">http://www.lobstertube.com/</a>Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-34516402725870005172010-06-05T18:05:00.002+03:002010-06-05T18:05:40.817+03:00Intrebatoare...Toata viata m-am intrebat, si nimeni pana acum nu mi-a dat un raspuns pertinent: "ce e mai bine ca barbati sa porti? Chiloti normali, sau boxeri? Si... de ce?Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7083590763139149983.post-58389330908673713402010-05-17T22:12:00.000+03:002010-05-17T22:12:45.868+03:00Gurile "rele"<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">In 2009, cineva (sa-i spunem personajul A) mi-a dat peste cap sistemu' de valori vis-a-vis de notiunea de sex oral/ muie/ felatie/ suge-o, sau cum i-o mai fi spunand... Adicalea, nu ma asteptam la nimic bun cand am ajuns la orizontala. Dar, cand a inceput tanti a-mi suge pula, am crezut ca Cristos s-a pogorat pentru a II-a oara pe pamant. Daca era ceva la care se pricepea, atunci asta era domeniul. Acum... io nu stiu care e in general reactia barbatilor fata de asta, dar mie imi place sa inghita tot cand ma termin. Si sa continue inca sa ma linga, sa ma "dezmierde" si dupa, usor... Ei bine, tipa asta a facut-o. Nemai vorbind ca la un moment dar (asta inainte de finalu' cu toti copii) isi bagase pula mea intre tate, si ii statea atat de bine asa, iar eu simteam moliciunea tatelor ei atat de intens in sus si-n jos... Iar la alt moment dat inghitise pula mea de tot, cum numa-n filme mi-a mai fost dat sa vad. Si toate astea le-a facut atat de frumos, incat din punctul meu de vedere a adus muia la nivel de arta. Omisese insa un lucru'- voi reveni.</span><br />
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Dupa aceasta partida de sex oral (am uitat sa precizez ca dupa 10 minute de la ejaculare, folosindu-si exclusiv gura, m-a pus din nou "in functiune" la capacitate maxima- lucru care nu mi se mai intamplase de ani de zile...) am ajuns la concluzia ca mai mult decat atat NU se poate. Nu exista. <br />
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In 2010, cineva (sa-i spunem personajul B) mi-a dat din nou sistemul de valori peste cap, cu privire la acelasi subiect. De data asta n-a fost vorba de un sex- exclusiv oral, ci doar de un preludiu. Si din nou: pac! Sistem cu susu'-n jos! Tipa asta nu mi-a atras atentia la cat de frumos sugea pula, desi o facea foarte bine. Ea mi-a atras atentia la cum te poti excita- si cat de tare, cand o femeie te linge/ dezmiarda/ mangaie/ zgarie usor pe... coaie/ oo. De data asta, focalizarea era in alta parte. Si am crezut ca Cristos s-a pogorat pentru a III-a oara pe pamant. A fost... wow! Ceva ce chiar nu mai simtisem niciodata. <br />
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Daca pe primul personaj il consider expert-n-pula, pe al doilea personaj il consider expert-n-coaie. (probabil ca al trei-lea personaj ma va linge-n cur pana voi avea un orgasm- am auzit ca cica se poate- mi-a spus o sursa de incredere.<br />
Si acum, un exercitiu de imaginatie: aduna-le conostintele amandoura, pune-le intr-un singur cap, si vezi ce iasa: probabil o masina perfecta de luat muie. Nici nu vreau/pot sa ma gandesc.<br />
Si ma intreb: noi putem avea o gramada de simtiri pe tema sexului oral. Pacat ca sunt putine femei care stiu asta. Extrem de putine (5%- dupa parerea mea)- dar toate au impresia ca sunt mari cunoscatoare- cum altfel... Dar voi, femeilor... Voi aveti trairi atat de puternice vis-a-vis de genu' asta de sex? Si daca a-ti fi avut vreodata, nu aveti cum sa le comparati cu ale mele. <br />
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<strong><span style="color: red;">Sa-mi dea domnu' la cat mai multe!</span></strong>Papillonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07457612479296116402noreply@blogger.com8